Pigs on a plane premiere and sheep

Lambings still in full swing and i think we should be finished by the end of next week. Results are still positive despite loosing a few due to the snow we have had. I have tried my hand at just about everything now. Sunday saw me docking and castrating, i even had an audience! My mate came over with his dad and bro as a new member of shoot and they popped down to the shed to see me and as they walked in out of the snow, they seen me feeling a lambs testicles to which i got a big cringe and a ''what you doing!?'' off my grandad - could have had a good few one liners but i didnt! Managed allright in the end and i managed to do it a lot quicker than i did at first - boss even commented that i was doing it well and with a bit of pace so thats always a good thing! Docking was a doddle - easy as pie really!

But today however, our first ewe went down - wasnt looking a happy lassy and we got a lad (his dad has a bit of grazing rented off us) and he came over to check her out - we had a quick chat and i went off and chatted with him about her but it turns out that the ''general consensous'' (spelling?) is that she just needs some vitamins as apparently she has been sucked dry by the lambs and an antiinflamatory and some calcium should do the trick - our only problem being is that we are organic so we have to abide by the rules and if we wanted to administor medication, we would have the ring the vet (just through a few quid away). Hopefully, she will get better as we cant afford to loose her!

But, leaving sheep alone for a mo, i have now discovered my hate in farming - pigs!! (que some eery music). I got sent over to the pens they are in to put new bedding down for them. The older sows were not a bother - just came over and messed round and made there bed in the sty. However, the pen i was most looking forward to - the piglets was like pigs on a plane (new film directed and starring me adapted from snakes on a plane). They followed me every where, tripped me up and sqeeled at me ( i found the squeeing quite entertaining - thats the peak of my mental capabilities) I then got stuck in my rigger boots couldnt move and just sort of swayed from side to side while the boss looked over and laughed?! But i quite like them, just dont desire to farm them, sheep seem easier and i like them a bit more. But there rare breeds so i like them in a way.

Finally - i cannot believe now hot it is when you are delivering lambs - there so incrdibly warm!! Had a great few days though - hope the rest are the same - the boss is a good laugh and he doesnt get too anoyed when i laugh at him when a sheep escapes!!! My mate and I (his idea) are thinking about going back to our early youth and being boy scouts by camping out (cant ever remember being a boy scout probably for this reason) and sleeping at the farm for a night or two (probably just the one) to do the night lamb - should be good though - pity he cant lamb then i could stay asleep and have a good 9 hour kip!!!

I'm off now - i am starting to smell like sheep!

Published Tuesday, April 08, 2008 7:10 PM by matty s
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# re: Pigs on a plane premiere and sheep

Wednesday, April 09, 2008 10:54 AM by caroline stocks

Speaking of dodgy, sinister farm animal-related films, have you seen <a href="http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com">Black Sheep</a>? I think it was meant to be frightening, but it just made me crave lamb chops!

# re: Pigs on a plane premiere and sheep

Wednesday, April 09, 2008 11:55 AM by Isabel Davies

Sounds like they are working you hard, Matty. You need a cushy job like Matthew Naylor - he gets to be a male escort!

www.fwi.co.uk/.../lincolnshire-farming-blog

# re: Pigs on a plane premiere and sheep

Thursday, April 10, 2008 2:32 PM by matty s

yea, i read about matt - hes halarious!! i'm going to have to try and get my blogging standard up a bit to try and compete with him!

I aint seen that film actually, i seen a trailer but aint seen it - lamb chops, mmmmmmmmm!!!

# re: Pigs on a plane premiere and sheep

Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:03 PM by caroline stocks

Is Mr Naylor paying you to say nice things about him?! ;) I'm trying my hand at blogging next week on the Field Day blog but I definately think you're going to outdo me!

# re: Pigs on a plane premiere and sheep

Friday, April 11, 2008 3:14 PM by zoeshiloh

"My mate and I (his idea) are thinking about going back to our early youth and being boy scouts by camping out"

Blimey Matty - early youth.... I was in the scouts until I was 16!! As for camping out - make sure you take a hot water bottle, just finished a stint of foal watch, and that got mighty cold!!

# re: Pigs on a plane premiere and sheep

Friday, April 11, 2008 10:09 PM by matty s

HAHA, no he not paying me caroline but i think that is worth a mention :) haha. I will keep a watch out for you there caroline - wait for my comments to flood in!! :)

Zoe, i just relised , it wasnt the scouts, it was the beavers, i was too scared to do the whole ceremony thing to change into a scout!!! HAHA.

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