Here's the next caption comp picture - this time it is junior DEFRA minister Lord Rooker. Usual prize of £20 up for grabs.

Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Well, slice me.

Lord Rooker heralds the latest in mass public transport: the Rootmaster.

The Swedes said the Saab can run on turnips, sugar beet, kohl rabi, parsnips.... with minimal processing. Someone suggested I try to "wash the root and insert it into the fuel tank?" It worked just fine with the parsnip but this is giving me real problems.

Which one's the Minister?

Lord Rooker gets greener by producing low carbon emissions its just his hot air emissions that are sky high.

Spot the odd one out? The answer being Lord Rooker as the other 3 produce less emissions put together than any MP.

"As an ex trades unionist in the Coventry car industry, I must say I'm surprised that this is all that's left of the Rootes Group Motor Company. However, farmers need not worry, as I shall plant this today and my chum Jack Straw tells me that it will grow into a giant bean."

Vegetarian Lord Rooker on how to 'Beet' rush hour traffic.

"Now Mr Brown, The guys at the Farmers Weekly Forums assured me you would have lower emissions when you stick this up your !?@#" 

" Yes officer, I can confirm that this was given to the Labour Party by a donor who wished to remain anonymous."

Lord Rooker introduces the Labour Party's latest donor M Wurzel and confirms he is registered to vote in the UK and a full paid up party member.

Harriet Harman says  she was given one as well, and they can't touch you for it!