As long as it not a punch from her Matty 
I guess that is the problem with a small family farm not enough work to get anyone else in especially of the nice female kind. Although admittedly with the distraction it does mean that the work would mount up more due to it not being done as quick. As for where I am I'm afraid that come in to the trade secret thingy 
As for perverts what esle are we going to do when we are doing something repetative and it certain wakes you up.