I will sort one now. Thanks for the reminder.

Here it is (one take at Grassland and Muck 2008 - if you know this man feel free to name him!). The usual £20 is on offer for the winner:

Harold from Neighbours found the move to Channel 5 very tiring.

John Deere's move into Dodgem car production was not going down as well as it liked

Jeremy Clarkson wished he had visited the make up department before going out that day.

After a two hour drive to the new out of town Tesco, Trevor was in need of a nap.

Janet was not impressed that John had chosen his side of the Johndeere styled Sleeptight bed so soon

The leader ususally had this effect on me but not the wife as well...

John Deere have issued a recall on seatbelt pre- tensioners.

John Deere's new novelty air-bags were a big success

I thought you'd fitted a V8 until I realised it was just you snoring

"Clunk Kip,every trip."

"This model has 40WD - 40 wink drive"

I thought he said he was fitting cruise control, not snooze control