I've just announced the winners of the last two caption comps (I took the hint that I had forgotten one! ) so I thought I would give you something fresh to get your teeth into. The creative juices really will be flowing if you have a go at this and our mug slogan challenge. The usual £20 is on offer as a prize:
Where do we stick the laptop!just in case
How many engineers does it take to find the engine?
Where do the nitro's and LED underglow lights go Boss?
How do I wire the 1kw boom box amp with 6 cd changer for my Wurzels Greatest Hits?
I'm on the Case, boss....
"Im telling you the oil had formed a spitting image of jesus"
.........and this is where the little red hamster lives..
Told you it wasn't Metric.
When I nod my head hit it.
You can fix anything with a hammer and WD40.
This is the warp engine, if you run out of dilithium crystals then red diesel'll run it.
"Ok now I know there isn't ment to be a bit left over"
"Can someone see my contact lens"
Who needs a strut when we''ve got George's head to keep the bonnet up?
Sorry, Dan - I'll get a pair of scissors and you'll have to buy a new tie.
"How many people does it take to push a Case up a hill"
Lecturer "Now this bit is called an engine and makes the tractor go brooom"