This week, I had the privilege of being schmoozed by Claas for the second time in two weeks. Even for me, that's good going.
Like most, I can't help but be indoctrinated when going into any manufacturers HQ and Claas's Saxham home (albeit their UK one - not the plush Germanic carpeted home of Helmut and Cathrina) is no different. I almost want to jump into a pair of grey and green overalls and don a cap in honour.
As I got nearer to Bury St Edmunds, every mile brought increased lime green sitings. An Arion here, a Lexion there, it's almost as if the boys from Claas have been out strategically positioning kit for anyone who happens to be passing.

I suppose you expect that. I've never been, but one day would love to go to Grand Detour, Illinois; birthplace of John Deere. Now there's bound not to be any Case IHs round there, having all been either painted green and yellow or never having been granted permission to sell in the area in the first place.
So, back to my visit to Claas. A couple of weeks ago, I travelled to Hungary (courtesy of Claas - obviously!) to have a preview of what new kit is due for launch later this year. It was 40 degrees, beautiful sunshine and we had a hotel overlooking the Danube. What a life I have, I hear you say.
Standing in a field when it's 40 degrees whilst a very knowledgeable German is telling you about the finer details of a particular mechanism can be hard work, I hasten to add. Particularly when you may have had a little too much Hungarian brandy the night before and got to bed at 2am. "These are networking events, you see," I explain to my boss. Becoming drinking partners with some big wigs is bound to bring long-term benefits. At least my head hopes so.
Now, I would love to show you my pictures, but as is the way with all these large manufacturers, they have strict timelines that they work to - and wacking everything straight on the internet doesn't really fit in with their game plan. So, what they do is stick an embargo on anything we see.
No articles, no tweets, no photos, no videos on YouTube, nada. Until the date they say. Come August 14th though, we'll be flooding every available medium (www.fwi.co.uk; and Farmers Weekly) with pictures and info - so watch this space.
Sometimes, though, things do sneak out. It's inevitable. Look hard enough and you can find anything, someone said to me the other day.
But, us being us, and me not wanting to burn my bridges to a long and happy life and being able to play all day on big kit, we will stick to the embargo.
All I can say is that, on my visit to Saxham, and in between showers - I was lucky enough to get a drive of and have a look at the piece of kit they're so keen to keep secret. No, it's not the new Lexion, but I did have a drive of the Lexion 600 with 35ft cutter bar (see below) More about that in months to come....

(and no - I didn't just sit in it!)