Crop circles ... ahh, wonderous crop circles!
Sadly, the golden age of crop circles has past - puzzled locals, conspiracy theorists, vomiting dogs, even 6 o' clock news coverage.
I blame the internet for spoiling our innocence. I personally was a much happier man believing super advanced aliens had travelled lightyears across the vastness of space to make pretty patterns in a field before flying off in search of other gormless cereal growing species.
However, either our benign arable grafitti artist aliens have returned with greater creativity or some bounder's had a couple of shandies and sort to revisit old times ... because ... the crop circles are back - and with something for the ladies this time.
The warning "Don't play with your food" can clearly be applied to all stages of the production process
Thanks to Brian Clark for spotting this lurking in a field.