An important email greets me this morning - it's a good example of how far removed from the reality of farming FW's current home is:
Dear All
Over the next couple of days our chair specialist will be carrying out the servicing of the chairs throughout the building, which will have minimum impact to the staff. The works will require all staff giving access to the specialist to inspect their chairs for a period of no more than 5 minutes.
Two points:
1) do people aspire to become a chair specialist?
2) do chairs really require an mot? Either they work or they're in pieces, n'est pas?