After my foray into fish calendar modelling last Friday, I thought my phone would be buzzing with calls to be the new fresh face of 2007!!!! Forget half-naked women in paint, I assumed my scrawny features would attract all kinds of offers to advertise their products, using my curious spark to sell plastic wrappers, fertiliser, or the holy grail; a tractor...
Instead, the only comment I got was from my boss, who said I looked like Jimmy Nesbitt from Cold Feet fame (which by the way I furiously deny)!!At least I got a free Farmers Weekly hat from it, and of course the memories!