Mr Farmlife has been gushing over his kittens since he got them last week.
Pictures of his new pets in various cute poses have been circulating the office over the past few days, resulting in lots of "aaahs" coming from members of the FW team (Miss Poultry World in particular).
This afternoon, weekend visits were even arranged to see the pair, named Parsley and Nutmeg.
It seems as though it's not just Mr Farmlife who has given unusual names to his feline friends.
Mr Foodchain lovingly call's his housemate's cats 'Black Cat' and 'Other Cat', and when pressed admitted he couldn't actually remember their real names.
But my favourite names went to Mr News Editor, who, banned by his family from calling his cats Steve and Mike, instead plumped for Greg and Fergal.
Sadly I'm allergic to cats, which means I'll never have the opportunity to bestow a bizarre name upon one. Perhaps I should get a goldfish instead - I wonder if it'd appreciate being called Fluffy.