The yearly cheese fest (sorry i mean Eurovision music show) is again upon us; this year in beautiful Finland. All week the office has been laughing at the more extravagant lyrics used in this year's show.
My personal favourite is the Ukraine's entry Dancing Lasha Tumbai, which reminded me very much of the Beatles in their heyday (or on second thoughts maybe not):
Hello everybody!
My name is Verka Serduchka
Me
English
Don't understand!
Let's speak DANCE!
Mr News Editor likes Russia's entry, a raunchy little number which could be compared to Shakespeare's love sonnets:
"Oh, don't call me funny bunny
I'll blow your money, money
I'll get you to my bad ass spinning for you"
England have of course got SCOOCH...to be honest i think the name says it all!!