David's Digest

"We wondered if you'd ever considered blogging?" they said.
"I might have if I knew what it meant", I replied. "Oh, really", they went on, "in that case we had better explain".
I was then treated to a summary of what you, dear user, know only too well, otherwise why are you here?
"There must be lots of things you'd like to include in your column," they continued, "but there isn't enough space. Blogging would give you the opportunity to get such matters off your chest."
Sensing my hesitation and attempting to appeal to my vanity they said "You do realise FW Interactive has a million hits a month, don't you?"
"Isn't it rather presumptuous," I asked, weakening a little, "to think users would want even more of my thoughts rammed down their throats?"
"The only way to know is to try it and find out", they retorted, "You start next week".
So, here I sit in my deep litter office in front of my steam driven computer preparing pearls of wisdom for your delectation. If you feel like it, watch this space.