Hi I'm Troy McClure
You might remember me from such programmes as the Look North News and Friday's Gardeners World
So did you see it? My star appearance on Gardeners World on Friday. It was right at the end and lasted for about three seconds. Don't worry, I'll still talk to you even though I am now a bona fide A list celebrity.
Not sure about the voice though. For a start I couldn't work out why the commentary about our business had been dubbed in that strange bumpkin's voice. Then it painfully dawned on me that it was my voice. My voice. I sound like that. That is the way that it sounds when I talk. That's what comes out when I open my mouth.
I am so self-concious that I have barely spoken twenty words since Friday. Have found these voice changers on ebay, maybe it would help if I bought one and ran it on the male setting.
Nipped down to the Norfolk coast on Sunday night and it was quite clear that most of the motorists going the other way recognised me from the three second appearance two nights earlier. I tried to be humble and just gave them a modest and knowing smile.
Matt
Great TV apperance!!! I saw it on friday. Are you having an autograph signing session or what???
Take Care
Matty.
Will try not to let the fame change me
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