"This lack of entries is no way to win a ratings war," I hear you say. "Where are the pithy comments, the amusing stories and the gripping potato statistics? Tim Relf will be having a field day in your absence (did you like my pun there)"
Well, loyal readers (I'm addressing both of you here), I have a plan. I haven't just been sitting on a tractor carting potatoes for a whole week.
"Yes you have."
No, well yes but I haven't JUST been sitting on a tractor carting potatoes for a whole week. I've been a plottin' and a schemin', thinkin' of ways to improve the blog. I've been like Fidel Castro hiding in the Cuban forest and waiting for the right moment to start my revolution.
I've also been a bit like Bin Laden in the Tora Bora caves but that's not intentional. That one is just an unfortunate coincidence. I want to be like Fidel - that's more cool.
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