Steve Fairchild came up with an excellent suggestion to introduce more readers. Hopefully this title will get me a bit of traffic from the search engines.
I can hear the rumblings of a contest to get the most read blog on this site. Now look, if I have to sink to tricking pervs and sleazeballs here with fictional saucy blog titles just so that I can outdo Tim Relf then so be it. He might have support from the nice people, the people who love animals (and almost love them a bit too much) but I am sure that there is a cult following out there for me too. We know from the Daily Mail that most of the people who use the internet are dysfunctional weirdos with strange desires. If I can just tap into this somehow to build up a cult I could whip the other blogs asses.
Maybe I could take a photo of my cult and put it on here. It might get me a few more weirdos with poor keyboard skills.

NO NO NO!!!! Dont worry matt! You have more comments on your blog than me! i think i have about 8 in total. Whereas you have about 88.
So heres some competition...
ITS UNMISSABLE..... www.freewebs.com/westviewallotment
(sorry i needed some promotion, at least yours gets read)!!
Hi Matt. Sorry I haven't commented for a long time but rest assured I've been keeping up with your Blog, in fact, I must have read it a 1000 times over the last month. I've also had time to read Tim Relf's Blog. It's fantastic, you must read it sometime! It strikes a balance between controversial hard-hitting points of view and stories of teany weany likkle puddy cats. I'm hooked. In fact, I think I might set up one of those text alerts each time an entry is made.
Brad Pitt the actor - what can you say? Great celebrity; extraordinary actor; and excellent, genuinely credible communication & presentation skills. And also congatulations on the recent film. Looking forward to your future movie.
You really need to install a bad comment checker system before your site is hosed with garbage ads!
Brad really is such a brilliant actor and has had to do so much to prove it, as he just happens to be extremly good looking. Which has benefited us movie-goers the most with performances he has been putting in for well over a decade now. Excellent post Thanks
i love your sites design, did you design it by yourself? or where did you get it from? thanks in advance. // Gabriel Lindgren from Sweden
Thanks, Flyg. Obviously the complex design of this site is not down to the imagination of just one person. We have a team of seven designers who work fulltime on the graphics at the the top of the Mouth of the Wash page. We are very proud of how realistic the trees look and this site has won many international design awards.
I think you did an awesome job explaining it. Sure beats having to research it on my own. Thanks
You address truth issue on that topic. I think you handled it in a professional manner. Hope you will continue this way, with your brilliant ability of writing
Thanks Spider. I have to agree with you there, my writing ability IS completely brilliant ,isn't it
Thanks, Toenail. Coming from you that really means a lot
Amazing, me and my son were just talking about this the other day. I will show him your site when he comes home from school.