Ow. That punny title has a pain factor of 90%.
Right, straight down to business. Look

That, my feathered friends, is a picture from Tim Relf's blog, Field Day. It's nuts, the cat I mean. It's Nuts the cat. I apologise for printing the picture again.
Tim said that he published it to annoy me and I instantly spotted an opportunity for another pretend fight and a bit of cross-referencing blog promotion. It's a glorious day and I'm in a good mood but I can't let the opportunity pass by. Here it comes...
Presumably the poor cat had been reading Field Day and was trying to slit its wrists.

Everyone just needs to calm down and have a good cup of tea.
Wahl, you are once again the voice of reason. Thanks for your comment. How are you enjoying that new job at Typhoo, by the way