Not that I like to go on about it but it is my birthday today. The FW have been calling me a 35 year old for some time in my profile in the magazine. I understand that Joan Collins and Zsa Zsa Gabor give different ages to the press from their actual ages and this is what has, inadvertently, happened to me.
My actual age was 34. I guess from today I am officially middle-aged because I've now had half of my three score years and ten.
Hang on. let's get a picture of Zsa Zsa Gabor on here. We could do with an injection of glamour. There's never enough Zsa Zsa in the Farmers Weekly and it is my birthday.
Aaaah, that's better.
Anyway. My auntie brought a card and a box of Cadburys Miniature Heroes.
"Is that what you think of me? A hero" I asked
"No" she replied. "But you can't buy Cadbury's Miniature Arseholes?"
Happy Birthday Mat
Was the purpose of the heroes not that she identified the size with you!
May I be the first blogee to wish you a happy birthday! By the way, who are in the Cadburys Miniature Heroes line up? Ronnie Corbett, Don Estelle maybe...Boy of Naylor?
Happy Birthday from all at TULIP FM !