Oh eck. Can you remember the photoshoot thing that I did in Derbyshire for the Waitrose Food Illustrated magazine. It's out. You can see the article here
I said that I would put the picture here unless it was bad. Well it WAS bad but I'll put it here anyway. I have to give each picture a filename before I can it on here. I have given this one the filename "Idiot." Enjoy
"Hey look over there, isn't that Matthew Naylor?"
"Christ. I think it is. What on earth is he's doing"
"I think he's break dancing. Look. He's bloody break dancing."
"Rather old school isn't it?"
"Look, look, he's wearing a tie"
"Oh. My. God, so he is. What the hell does he think he looks like?"
"I'll tell you what there aren't many people in hip hop who can carry off a tie."
"No and he certainly can't"
"What's he's going to do next? Body popping in a blazer and chinos?"
"Moon walking in a top hat, probably"
"He's a tit, isn't he?"
"Yup"
Hee hee hee.
That has made my day. My week in fact. But then, it has been pretty bad... Thanks for cheering me up :-)
Ps. I'm trying to formulate a comment to yesterday's post...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah a aha ahahhahahaahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa are those sunglasses? hahahahahahahahahahhaha aha aha ha ha ha ha ha ah the farming worlds answer to George Samson! ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahah a ha h ah ah aha hahhaaaaaaaaaa
It's still funny on the second viewing. I can't work out how you managed to leap in such a horizontal way.
Thank you for laughing "with" me, girls
They do say that women like a man who makes them laugh. Head for your water troughs, gentlemen.
By happy co-incidence, I happened to pick up a copy of Food Illustrated on my way into work.
I may well blog it...
Sorry to correct you. I think that you mean "post", Adam
Not at all.
Splitting the noun "weblog" to create the verb "we blog" was what gave us the word blog in the first place. So "blogging" is the act of working on your blog, but you "post an entry".
Ah, I love the smell of pedantry at lunchtime.
Anyway, here's what I posted...
Quality.
I didn't realise you were changing your name to Mary. If you'd told me I could have amended your column in this week's FW!
Nick F
PS - Good to see your hair situation is progressing in a similar direction to mine!
First comment there from the Nick Fone Warehouse. Did it really have to be about my hairline though, Nick. That took the shine off the weekend (but not the shine off my forehead)
Looking at the article you all look like "tits", so at least you didn't stand out :) Really funny, thanks for brightening up my dull, rainy sunday morning!
I've just sat down to flick through my Waitrose Food Mag and there you were. Have to say am seriously impressed with the agility, but suggest a collie might be the thing if rosettes are required? At least you weren't that guy straining under a single bale of straw - he must be seriously puny; even I can do that!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
2 QUESTIONS -
1. What the hell are you wearing??
2. How the hell did you get into that position??
3. Are you changing into a more feminate way??
(sorry that was 3 questions).
very impressive though, i certainly wouldnt have the bottle to do that - i reccomend FW have that as front cover!
Thank you, Boy Wonder.
1 The costume was chosen from the John Lewis range by the "stylist"
2 Have you not heard of yoga? (This was take 27 BTW)
3 Changing? I was never Sly Stallone in the first place
You have to go to great lengths to sell things to supermarkets, Matty
HAHA! My physio wanted me to get into Yoga, not really my thing, impressive that you got into that position though, i wouldn't like to see the other 26 takes.
I think if i ever head a business, i'l stick with ASDA or Sainsbury's, there farmers just stand next to cows or a couple of sheep - alot easier and that way you dont wake up in the morning with aching muscles.
Oh, boy wonder, i like it, so are you boy naylor and i'm boy wonder??
I don't know if I totally agree... But, you do have a decent argument. Perhaps I can write a response in opposition to your arguments.
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That's a very interesting point of view, Lenny
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