Only one day left of this dog rubbish after today’s atrocities.
I couldn’t decide which to use so I’m going to let you vote on which one should be today’s featured costume. Steel yourself, it’s not going to be easy. Leave your vote in the comment section…
Should it be Hound Dog A, Elvis (fat, rhinestone years). I’m calling this the Lassie Vegas look. I had chice of two but the other one was wearing mascara.
(I can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to deleting this stuff from my computer tomorrow.)
Should it be B, a member of the Terriercotta Army
OK, nearly there, have a deep breath. Lean on a table if you need to.
Who’s this foxy lady in the hula skirt? Oh look, it’s contestant number C. (That flowery bra is a particularly nice touch, I thought.) Feel free to pitch in with a pun; I’ve given up – I’m losing the will to live here.
Dog D who, to his credit, is the first one who looks as though he might be enjoying himself. Maybe he’s just smoked a joint.
Dog E. (Or should that be Doggie?) More Star Wars stuff. If you vote for this one you are clearly a nerd and I will block you from leaving comments in the future
Dog F which was kindly sent in by B. Matthews from Norfolk
Dog G, sweet baby Jesus, it’s bad.
Dog H, which in absolute seriousness, I actually find really rather disturbing
What did you just say? That your life feels incomplete because you’ve never seen a low-quality picture of a dog dressed as a bee keeper. Believe it or not, I may just be able to help you with the help of Dog I
You know what, I thought it was going to be hard to find pictures for each of the seven days but there’s a whole underground movement of this stuff. Thank God tomorrow is the grand finale, I don’t think that I can stand anymore.
Is anyone still reading? Do you need to be put on suicide watch?
Right, Voting. Who wins? You decide. Please vote for your favourite in the comment section.
I promise that tomorrow will be the last day and we can get back to potato data, the weather and toilet humour.