Interview with Mark Price was quite good fun. We had to record it twice because the film muffed up the first time round. Not sure if it sounds more or less wooden second time around.
Check out Sir Don Curry and Joanne Denney-Finch in the background. What circles I move in, eh?
You are welcome (and encouraged) to mock my hammy performance but if you mention my bald spot I will block you from ever posting on this blog again.
I was immediately struck by the balding area, but of course I will refrain from mentioning it. Who would want to be struck off this blog?
Very considerate of you, thanks
That was me at 20, you want to see me now - on second thoughts, maybe not. I put it down to the stress of growing potatoes.
Mr Naylor, your use of video is inspirational. I feel quite sure that the BBC One show will sign you up as a replacement to "Carol Thatcher roving reporter" any day now.
Have you noticed you lick your lips a la Barry Cryer before your second question? It's hilair - I'm going to incorporate it into this week's noos revoo.
One thing - you need some lessons on slower blinking.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I am sharpening my pencil at this moment so that I can stick it in my eyes rather than see me licking my own lips.
Does it look as though my question is sooooooo delicious that it's an impulsive action or had I actually got food around my mouth.
It's true what you say about the Crymeister. Everytime people laughed at his gags (and those jokes were definitely of the gag variety) he licked his lips in the most self-satisfied way. He rather resembled a lizard that had just eaten a tasty fly.
This said, I don't remember the Cryatollah bobbin' his head about like a Thunderbirds puppet so he's clearly got a lot to learn from me.
Golly, how excitin'
You've gone all posh. Where's the Lincolnshire accent gone?
He had it surgically removed so he was middle-class enough for Waitrose. :-)
I just visited the Waitrose website and came across a section entitled Customer Demonstrations ("Look out for regular customer demonstrations at your local branch")
Trying to imagine what a customer demo might look like at Waitrose:
What do we want?
Black salsify.
When do we want it?
Only when it's in season.
A good background check service is difficult to find.