I've just lost the last entry that I did. Sorry I meant to call it a blog to annoy Adam Tinyurl, the Farmers Weekly's tame internet nerd. He's a stickler for cyber semantics, you know.(Adam does a splendid job doing internet stuff that I don't understand. Just checking that you are still reading, Adam.)
I've just lost the last blog that I did, now that's better.
Anyway. In this blog, I wanted to have a proper catch up with you. I feel that the narrative thread of our dialogue has completely disintegrated. If it wasn't for the continuity of the weird dog stuff this whole blog would be in danger of becoming rather random.
The thing is, my life is currently quite random in its own little way. When you write a blog there are some things that you write about and some that you don't. And just because the blog has gone dull it doesn't necessarily follow that my life has. Sometimes the opposite is true (although to be fair to you my life is mostly pretty dull. I don't want you thinking that when the entries are bad it's because I've been indulging in News of the World style "cocaine-fuelled two in a bed love romps in a Spalding love nest.")
Sorry, I'm not being intentionally nebulous. I'm just having a very intense Spring and my outlook is changing.
Enough, this introspective stuff can't be good for you to read, I'm going to start another entry.

Only two in a bed in a Spalding love romp Matth? Very tame. We know how to do these things properly in Yorkshire.
*twitch*
*twitch*
*twitch*
It's a POST dammit, not a BLOG.
Ah, that's better.
Obligatory tinurl for you: http://tinyurl.com/postnotblognaylor
My, that was surprisingly cathartic.
I'm worried that casual readers might think Tinyurl is a euphemism... :)
I'll show you my tinyurl if you'll show me yours....
I do hope Adam's right and you didn't lose a Blog - or my afternoon's GFAB
Adam's not alone on this one: http://climbtothestars.org/archives/2007/09/15/a-blog-is-not-a-post-dammit/ ;-)