Johann appears to have made a spelling mistake in the headline
"Paul McCartney takes meat-free drive to Brussels"
Obviously that should have read
"Paul McCartney takes meat-free drivel to Brussels"
I too am heading out to Brussels to campaign against the playing of "Wonderful Christmas Time" by Wings in public places.
What do you say to that then, Macca?
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I thought you might say that

Obviously Mark Chapman got the wrong one.
Can you rewrite all our headlines in that fashion?
can you do the same job on cliff richards?