Posing A Problem

I had a trip today to visit a plant propagating business who I was hoping would grow me 5000 plants from some seeds which I bought last week.  They are a hybrid variety of delphiniums which I haven't grown before.

There's a bit of a blah, blah, blah story about me not being able to get my car keys because I left them in Chris's 4x4 and it was locked and he wasn't about (you can see what I meant about this being boring).  The upshot was that the only vehicle around that I had keys for was Dad's menoPorsche.  I don't like going to meet people for the first time in a flash car and so I was a bit embarassed and the sun was shining so I looked an even bigger poseur (No one uses the word "poseur" anymore.  Come on, use the word "poseur" you lot, it's a great word).

So.  Where were we?  Right, this seed.  I had been given instructions that I needed to keep the seeds refrigerated and I suddenly realised that they had been in my pocket afternoon. 

Anyway.  The bit that I thought would be a funny comment is that keeping it next to my privates was probably a cold place anyway.

It's not that funny now I've written it down.

It's actually a bit crude.

Yet I've still published it.