Now this is funny.
It's a news story about a fox which broke into a chicken house and was pecked to death by the four "PLUCKY" chickens inside (that was a little pun; I put it in capitals and inverted commas because I have a dry sense of humour and don't like to make things too obvious for you).
They must have "HATCHED" a plan to "LAY" into the "FOWL" intruder, because there was only a "POULTRY" number of them, they weren't even "BATTERY" chickens etc etc
It's a great story about fair play, made even more tabloid-friendly by the fact that the ringleader was a cock called "Dude." This is quite a coincidence, I too call...oh, never mind
Catchat will perhaps be onto this story later in the week, let's see how HE does pun-wise.
Mouth of the Wash - first for farming news
A cock called Dude. You get worse Matthew. Yes, I heard the story too.