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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a

Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an

Indian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Dane,

several Americans (including a Hawaiian

and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Slovak,

an Australian, an Egyptian, a New Zealander,

a Japanese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Uzbek,

a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a

Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole,

a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a

Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a

Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,

an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran,

a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, an

Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Israeli,

an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Liechtensteiner,

a Moldovan, a Syrian, an Aruban, a Mongolian,

a Portuguese, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Cook

Islander, a Norfolk Islander, a Haitian, a

Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Georgian, a Bahaman,

a Tajikistani, an Armenian, an Albanian, a

Samoan, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin

Islander, a Belarusian, a Qatari, a Tongan, a

Cambodian, a Canadian, a Cuban, an Azerbaijani,

a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a

Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman,

an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Serb,

a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Belgian, a

Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two

Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

“I’m sorry,” says the maître d’, “but

you can’t come in here without a Thai.”

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