This is the second time I've had to move swifly to counter rumours that I am dead (I'd previously had to rebuff rumours that I'm a pervert.)
The reason for my silence has been because I've been on the big cat hunt.
We've been camped out, looking for one of these:
Or possibly one of these:
Or possibly even one of these:
In case you're wondering, the pictures show - from top to bottom - a black panther (also known as a melanistic leopard), a lynx and a puma (also known as a cougar or a mountain lion).
I'll post more details of how we got on tomorrow.
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