Continuing my battle of animal tastelessness with Matthew Naylor, I had collected these pearlers yesterday to compete with the regular 'Wednesday Wig' he features on his blog.
I was fairly sure they would beat whatever Matthew could throw at me. I mean, just look at them. I can't tell quite what expression the one on the right is trying to convey. Anger, disgust, or (heaven forbid) sultriness? Either way, it's terrifying.
I even thought I had Thursday's contest in the bag. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is a spot of Thursday Tartan and Tweed.
But oh no. I can safely say Gob of the Wash has the whole week's cometition in the bag with his effort today. I warn you now, don't click the link unless you have a strong stomach.
Am I alone in feeling slightly queasy at the sight of these photos..?
The pink wig photo is especially disturbing and the white cat in the patterned waistcoat looks very angry indeed - as if about to have a hissyfit and walk off set at the ridiculous nature of the clothing.
How are the legendary Parsley and Nutmeg? We have no news this week...can we assume they are alive and well and ready for a smooth handover to their lord and master..?
That pink-haired cat is nightmare fodder.