Another TV chef in the headlines. After hearing that poor old pickled Keith Floyd has stuffed his last sea bass (he'd have probably done it with lemon, fennel and sweet sea salt) I now read that Clarissa Dickson Wright (she of the full name: Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmeralda Dickson Wright) could soon be the subject of a Hollywood film.
That would be...interesting.
I'm not sure I can see Hollywood being brave enough to give us the full, uh, richness of her character...