Don't forget the new series of Farmer Wants a Wife starts on FIVE at 9pm tonight.
I've tracked down tonight's stars - including Derek from Buckinghamshire and he reckons the show could have "a bit of language and lots of sexual innuendo".
Derek ended up finding himself the subject of two women's affections. "It was like three friends spending time together and having a laugh. We all just gelled."
Only trouble is, he wasn't allowed to choose both (after all, the show isn't called Farmer Wants a Threesome). He had to pick one - and it's after that point that it starts getting complicated.
One of the other farmers who'll be appearing later in the series is Gordon. Now is it just me or does Gordon (below) look like a strange hybrid of Patrick Stewart, Pete Postlethwaite and Derek Jameson.
I love Gordon's comment on the video clip: "A girl that could dig 40 boxes of leeks in an hour isn't necessarily the sort of girl that one would want to dance with in the evening."
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