This made me smile. It's a Haynes Manual - for chickens.
I remember Haynes Manuals fondly from when I was a teenager. They were statutory reading for anyone who needed tips on maintaining their first car (mine was a Triumph Dolomite). Didn't realise they covered chickens, too.
Triumph Dolomite...?
I thought Toyota Celicas were de rigeur in your part of the world, when growing up...?
My husband just said "does it tell you when it's big 'en has gone?". Ow. And Laurence Beeken? What about one for ducks by Laurence Billen?
My husband just said "does it tell you when it's big 'en has gone?". Ow. And Laurence Beeken? What about one for ducks by Laurence Billen?