You'd have thought being married to the lovely Nigella Lawson would mean that he got to eat rather better than most of us. It seems she's been giving him nothing but eggs, though.

Has the woman never heard of the expression 'egg-bound'? Or maybe she, like me, thinks Damien Hirst's art is rubbish and was trying to make her point to her hubby, who's a big buyer of his work.

More calendar news. Not the semi-naked variety this time (sadly), but two more photos from the Lord, Ladies & Gamekeepers 2009/10 monthly calendar.

Each page shows a keeper going about his daily routine, but with the addition of a prominent female figure, well known as a supporter of sporting and countryside issues.

Funds raised will be divided between the Gamekeeper Welfare Network (GWN) and Macmillan Cancer Support.

The photos are also taken by my friend, super snapper John Eveson (and he'd never forgive me if I didn't give the calendar a mention on Field Day!)

I love it. Particularly the bit where he's chased by the cows!

I thought it was hilarious, too, when some Geordie wag draped a huge Newcastle United shirt over it.

Now it seems a farmer in Yorkshire has had a go at creating another landmark: a Stonehenge of the North.

Well you could do what this lot did - enlist the help of a donkey.

When I saw they featured Phil Vickery, I immediately thought of the rugby player. It is, of course, the TV chef though...

I'm a man of my word, so here are two more photos from those nice people at Rearsby Young Farmers.

Good work, ladies.

God, how I wish I was a combine driver.

News of another charity calendar made by country people. First off it was Sturminster Newton YFC, now this one from Rearsby Young Farmers in Leicestershire.

Keen to raise some money for a good cause, they've got their kit off and donned their wellies in aid of RABI's Welly Week which kicks off this Saturday.

Thirteen female members of the club posed for the calendar, which is available for £7.50 (+ £2 P&P) from Catriona on 07890 226035 or you can email her.

I'll post more pictures from the calendar later. Obviously, I'm only publishing them in the interests of supporting a good cause (I'd hate you to get the wrong impression of me, especially after having so vehemently denide those scurrilous 'pervert' rumours).

Funny, the things you remember people for.

I've been thinking about Lord Rooker today (he's standing down as junior DEFRA minister).

He's been a popular figure with farmers - a happy-to-listen, straight-talking city boy who seemed to genuinely care about the countryside.

But I'll only ever be able to remember him for one thing. The day a colleague of mine soaked him with sparkling water.

It was at The Game Fair and Rooker was speaking at a debate I'd organised. My colleague, who was chairing the event, opened a bottle of very sparkling water midway through his presentation. It was like he was shooting the man repeatedly at close range with a water pistol. There was a ripple of nervous laughter. Then silence.

Other than that, I think the debate went quite well...

Ex-England rugby player Jason Robinson has gone into sheep farming. He'll need all his speed and agility to catch them when they escape!