Mr. Brown went to town

Here is a poem taken from Monthly Farming Update (Chavereys)........

"Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work

He leadeth me beside still factories

He restoreth my faith in the conservative party

He guideth me to the path of unemployment

Yea, though I wait for my dole

I own the bank that refuses me

Brown has anointed my income with taxes

My expenses runneth over my income

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term

From hence forth we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord

I am glad I am British

I am glad I am free

But I wish I was a dog

And Brown was a tree".