Well, I don't know if you will believe this or not. A few of the more advanced thinkers in the community today became alarmed when the 75mm naval mortar round grandpa brought back from WW1 in '18 began leaking a strange substance. They called the ATF to make an inquiry as to the probability of it exploding. This alarmed the ATF, and in a short time a nice contigent of law enforcement descended on their home. The owners knew exactly what it was, over the last 90 years it has served as everything from a doorstop to a toy for the tots.
The Sheriff called me at 9:30 pm to ask if they could detonate it in one of my fields, as the explosives team from McConnell AFB felt it was unstable and didn't want to transport it very far, I didn't really want to do it, but it was just way too cool of a deal to pass up. 5 pounds of C4 and the round made a really nice boom, and a cute little crater(the 7 inches of rain left the ground perfect for that). Now who says I live a boring life??? It might have been more impressive during the day though.