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March 2009 - Posts

  • Good and bad surprises.

    I don't care much for surprises, as generally they are not good.  Today I had several surprises, the two bearings I needed for the front hub of our TW 35 were $600 apiece, that was a bad surprise.  The weatherman put a 70% chance of snow in the forecast for Friday night and Saturday, with a low of 25F, after the last two relatively balmy weeks that have tricked the vegetation into believing warm weather was here to stay, this will be a rude awakening for the fruit trees.  Given our ability to dodge moisture, I will not be surprised if we get very little snow(although they are calling for up to 6 inches in western Kansas).  The snow being in the forecast is a bad surprise, not getting any would be a good surprise, having them miss the low would be an even better surprise. 

    Life also gives us big surprises, and little surprises, both pleasant and unpleasant.  Saturday I had a very big surprise, of a personal nature I will probably regret sharing.  My sister-in-law posted pics of my nieces on Facebook, I am leery of getting on such sites(surprising eh?? given my love for this one) so Mrs. KF joined so we could view the pics.  Everyone is on Facebook, in this nation anyway, including most of my family my age and younger, I learned.  Coming in from fieldwork I was met by my ashen faced wife who said, "there is something on here about your cousin you will not like".  It was from Facebook I learned my cousin (age 20 who is much more like my niece) had gotten married to a young man not in this nation legally.  Mrs KF was right, I did not like that, that is an example of a big surprise, that is not necessarily good.   I am hopeful after digesting this surprise for a week or so I will look upon it with more favor, which in itself will be a surprise. 

    I got another big surprise this afternoon.  Fall of '07 we had what I refer to as a "train wreck" driving my fall calving cows down from summer pasture. I have learned, the hard way, that the cows remember where they are headed in the fall and spring, and know that both times the feed is better at the end of the journey.  When I open the gate to move them they make the 2 mile journey at a dead run.  Not a problem when the calves have been pulled off, but a big problem when they are trailing baby calves.  The plan was for my dad and another fellow to block the road with their pickup trucks to hold the cows back, and make them walk the road down to fall quarters and not outrun their calves.  However, one snakey old rip evaded dad, dad broke ranks to retrieve her, failed and in the process lost the entire bunch of 70, leaving 70- month old calves wandering aimlessly.  We managed to bring part of the cows back, but in the resulting chaos ended up with cattle strung the entire length of the 2 miles, and part of them got in with my dads cows, including one heifer calf "with a little ear", here in the states that means she has some Brahman in her, I think you know it better as Zebu.  "A little ear" makes a Limousin look calm.  I ended up leaving her with dads cattle, she got bred too young, and for two weeks I have watched her, wondering if she could possibly calve unassisted at 18 months of age.  Thursday morning(last) to my surprise she stood with a baby calf sucking eagerly, a nice little surprise.  That little bit of ear made her very protective.  She was in a 7 acre "trap" and had crossed the creek onto a corner of about an acre, I figured I would leave her since she was a little mean and the calf was new, and come back in  a bit to try to drive them both across the riffle and into the pen, to take her to the other cows with new calves.  Upon my return, the calf was gone, my conclusion after searching the entire 7 acres was he had gone into the creek and drowned.  This was a bad surprise.  This afternoon, after getting the hit for the bearings, I was amazed to find the heifer in question with the calf in tow, I haven't a clue where that calf has been, but it was in excellent shape.  Finally, a very big, very good surprise.  Hopefully I have had my quota of surprises for the spring.

  • AIG

    If you are an American with any mental capacity at all, there is one company on your mind tonight, AIG, American Insurance Group.  No matter if you are a farmer in Kansas, or a teacher in California, old, young, Republican, Democrat, rich, poor or in between, three simple letter raise your hackles, AIG.  For those of you Brits who don't know, AIG is the company that has taken the most out of the bailout the US taxpayers have been saddled with, billions of dollars to this one company.  The revelation they will be paying millions of dollars in bonuses to top brass is perhaps a smoke screen according to many news organizations to cover up the fact billions of taxpayer funds have left our country for places like Germany, courtesy of the folks at AIG. 

    Judging from the TV talk shows tonight, news, and public blogs and forums, Obama should have perhaps asked Gordon Brown to bring him a nice pair of Dunlop wellies like I bought in Scotland, because the golden child has been stepping in it right and left lately.  Right now, Democrats are just as mad as Republicans over the AIG debacle, and since Obama today claimed that the buck stopped with him, in order to shield his tax dodging Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner from the public wrath over this matter, Obama may soon wish he was still a community organizer in Chicago, fighting the system rather than being a part of it.  It didn't help this week that Obama's plan to make injured war veterans pay for their own medical care surfaced, I think another week like this and our "hope and change" President may see his approval ratings racing downward to meet those of George W. Bush.

     The mood over here just doesn't get any better, and more and more people are beginning to realize it really doesn't matter what party a given politician belongs to, it is pretty much a certainty if they aren't a crook, they are probably incompetent.  The bright side is, we now have a central conversation theme that is not related to the weather.  No matter where you go you can strike up a conversation simply by saying, "so, what do you think of this AIG thing??".

  • Saint Patrick's Day

    Another St Pats day has come and gone.  Not being Irish or Catholic, I am not full of green beer as are many of my countrymen tonight, although I am willing to bet a good number who are aren't Irish or Catholic either have still over indulged in green beer.  I think I have read or heard there are more people of Irish descent in the USA than there are in Ireland, could that be right?  At any rate in some parts of our vast melting pot, St. Patricks Day is one of the major holidays, even here in the mid section where there are more Germans and Swedes the skirl of bagpipes could be heard in places like Wichita Kansas today(I reckon if you go to www.kwch.com  and/or www.kake.com you can get a glimpse of St Pats day Kansas style). 

     Without any records to back this up, I believe today was the warmest St Pats on record, we got to about 80F.  My short sleeved shirts have not been hauled out yet, so I planted our garden tatties in long sleeves with my broad brimmed straw hat so not to burn my ears and face in the blazing March sun(it isn't often you read that phrase).  I expect some of the more anxious, or perhaps prompt, farmers in southeast Kansas were in the field planting corn(maize to you folks).  For the first time that I know of, crop insurance has set a date not to plant before, it is April 1st for us on corn, I will have no problem abiding by that.  We did plant two rows of sweet corn in the garden, I told Amy the worst that could happen was they freeze out and we start over.  All the schools are on spring break, often this is the worst week of March weather wise, but so far spring break has been great, the town is crawling with kids riding bikes and enjoying the sun. 

    I get a little nervous when I realize we are about to start the big push again.  Corn planting will run into haying and soybean planting, moving cattle to grass and burning will conflict with field work, and before you know it wheat harvest will be upon us.  Each afternoon when the wind hasn't blown we have seen a few columns of smoke, I expect next week if the warm weather continues we will see spring burning begin in earnest.  We have managed to get through our high fire danger without a big fire, from here on out we will be more likely to simply guide the fires along when they get out of control rather than put them out, in other words guard buildings.  Unless you are in a situation where the conditions are simply too dangerous to allow a fire to keep burning, there is little point to putting out grass that will probably be set back on fire in a week or two.  Before you know it the cattle pots and bull wagons will be roaring down the roads in clouds of dust bringing cattle from all over the US to graze the Flinthills.  Many will be from Kansas, but there will be lots from Texas, Oklahoma, and even some more exotic spots like Oregon or Mexico.  There is a little friction between people like me who own our own cattle, and "pasturemen" who  lease vast tracts and bring cattle in.  I live in a sea of grass, yet it is very difficult for me to rent more. 

    All in all, this Saint Patricks day was a good one, it is easy to be filled with optimism on a nearly perfect late winter day, no matter what you see on the news.

  • Drums along the Mohawk.

    Mrs. KF went to a womans group thing this afternoon, and a church thing this evening, leaving me to my own devices.  I weasled out of the church supper by protesting it was a nice day and had too much to do.  However, I popped in to watch the 5:30 weather, and as I clicked through the stations, found a good old movie on the Western channel, Drums along the Mohawk, starring Henry Fonda from 1939, in color no less.  If you ever get a chance to watch it, or rent it, by all means do.  It is a good old movie about the American Revolution, perhaps not too PC, and perhaps not completely accurate, but gives a good glimpse into the way my generation and those before were taught about the American revolution and the founding and settlement of this nation.

     We set our clocks forward last night, we are now on daylight savings time, about a month earlier than it use to be.  The government says it saves energy, I am not sure how.  The moving of the clocks fall and spring is always a reminder of change, and how time flies.  We certainly had very spring like weather Saturday afternoon and night, temps near 70F and a severe T-storm watch in the afternoon until 10pm.  Tornadoes made their 2009 Kansas debut yesterday, and for a time it appeared we could not possibly miss a big hailstorm and rain, we were under a warning for nearly an hour, however the entire storm swung to the north and we ended up with barely enough rain to settle the dust.  A friend of mine who lives 40 miles north of here reported 3 inches of rain and an inch and a half of golf ball sized hail yesterday evening.

    The wheat and cool season grasses are beginning to turn green, the calves are coming at a steady pace.  The seed corn is waiting to be picked up, and severe weather is with us again.  Spring might not be here officially, but it sure feels like it is.

  • The skunk in the graveyard.

    The most entertaining story to come out of my community in some time happened in the cemetary last week.  An elderly woman had died, the township is in charge of cemetaries and our township man digs the graves(with a backhoe).  He often digs the grave the evening before if the service is going to be early in the morning, in this case he dug the grave the evening before.

    Don't know how you do it in the UK, but over here, at least in Kansas, the vault man comes out and puts the vault in the ground, along with the gizmo that lowers the casket into the grave.  He also puts up a tent for the family.  The vaultman shows up the next morning, and looks into the grave, and staring back up at him is a skunk.

    I believe Markw told me you do not have skunks in the UK.  A skunk for those who might not know is a fairly even tempered animal about the size of a cat.  Their claim to fame is a gland beneath their tail that produces a very foul smelling liquid that they can shoot some distance, maybe 10 feet.  Nasty nasty stuff.  To illustrate how nasty(this is a waste of time if I remembered wrong and you do have skunks) a skunk sprayed a friend of mine when I was a kid, and he missed two days of school because he smelled so bad.  You have to bathe in tomato juice to get the smell out.  Another fellow I know had a skunk spray his dog next to his bedroom, outside the house.  He happened to be Catholic, and was at Mass when he smelled a smell, and eventually realized it was him, the smell had gotten into his clothes in his closet from outside of the house.

    So, with that background, it would help to explain why the vaultman was shaken, and called the funeral director, who was even more shaken.  It would make for a most unpleasant graveside service if the skunk was to be irritated and induced to spray anywhere near the grave. The funeral director called Bobby, our township man, who came to the cemetary with a large plank, and put it into the grave like a ramp, in hopes the skunk would walk up and out of the grave, and leave the area, with his ammunition still intact.  The skunk didn't grasp the idea, or didn't feel like leaving,because he made no attempt at all to walk up the plank and out of the grave. 

    So, the tent was set up at the other end of the cemetary, away from the skunk and the grave.  When all the mourners had left, Bobby shot the skunk, threw a little dirt on top of it, and the dearly departed was lowered into the grave, to share it for all eternity with a skunk.

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