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Last post Tue, Jul 22 2008 14:42 by Isabel Davies. 44 replies.
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  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 14:34

    Caption competition (closed) - the engineers

    I've just announced the winners of the last two caption comps (I took the hint that I had forgotten one! Embarrassed) so I thought I would give you something fresh to get your teeth into. The creative juices really will be flowing if you have a go at this and our mug slogan challenge. The usual £20 is on offer as a prize:

    Content Editor for Farmers Weekly
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  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 15:20 In reply to

    • tintin
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Where do we stick the laptop!just in case

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 15:23 In reply to

    • lorna
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    How many engineers does it take to find the engine?

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 15:24 In reply to

    • flowerdrum
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    • Bradworthy

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Where do the nitro's and LED underglow lights go Boss?

    Just give me land, lots of land, with the starry skies above....don't fence me in.
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 15:25 In reply to

    • flowerdrum
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    • Bradworthy

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    How do I wire the 1kw boom box amp with 6 cd changer for my Wurzels Greatest Hits?

    Just give me land, lots of land, with the starry skies above....don't fence me in.
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 15:34 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    I'm on the Case, boss....

     

    Content Editor for Farmers Weekly
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 15:34 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    "Im telling you the oil had formed a spitting image of jesus"

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 16:42 In reply to

    • rob22
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    .........and this is where the little red hamster lives..

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 16:50 In reply to

    • He his-self
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Told you it wasn't Metric.

    When I nod my head hit it.

    You can fix anything with a hammer and WD40.

    A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 16:59 In reply to

    • flowerdrum
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    • Bradworthy

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    This is the warp engine, if you run out of dilithium crystals then red diesel'll run it.

    Just give me land, lots of land, with the starry skies above....don't fence me in.
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 18:34 In reply to

    • 2592729
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Right lads, with the cost of diesel now, how are we going to get this running on cow muck?
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  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 20:23 In reply to

    • sjk
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    "Ok now I know there isn't ment to be a bit left over"

    "Can someone see my contact lens"

     

    Sam

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 20:31 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Who needs a strut when we''ve got George's head to keep the bonnet up?

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 20:54 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Sorry, Dan - I'll get a pair of scissors and you'll have to buy a new tie.

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 21:01 In reply to

    • sjk
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    "How many people does it take to push a Case up a hill"

    Lecturer "Now this bit is called an engine and makes the tractor go brooom"

    Sam

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 21:06 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Next time, tell Jack not to park over the fanlight of the strip-club in the basement

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 21:11 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    And this is the very model James Bond drove in Casino Royale

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 21:21 In reply to

    • AllyR
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

             Damnit lads! You've put the Massey engine in the Case!!

    When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 21:44 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Ok, in the old days you could afford to burn diesel ( yes really!) and this bit went brmmm, brmmm.

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 21:47 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

     Teasing the tractor about the size of his dipstick made him turn red with embarresment...

    I'm tired of political jokes, ive seen too many of them get elected....
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 21:49 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    There must be a leak  its using 25 ltrs/hr.

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 22:31 In reply to

    • loftus
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    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Now this is a Case for Concern 

    Quote of the Day "hard work never hurt anyone it jsut made them funny shapes"

    George Loftus (my dad)
  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 22:58 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    So you boys knocked this up from scratch in 10 hours? I think the Scrapheap Challenge trophy 2009 is in the bag!

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 23:07 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Engineers at case found their latest prototype difficult to start after fitting it with keyless ignition.

  • Tue, Jun 17 2008 23:52 In reply to

    Re: Caption competition (live) - the engineers

    Pleaseeeeeeeeeee MR!! Tell me how to make it go faster Pleaseeeeeeeeeee

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