I've just announced the winners of the last two caption comps (I took the hint that I had forgotten one! ) so I thought I would give you something fresh to get your teeth into. The creative juices really will be flowing if you have a go at this and our mug slogan challenge. The usual £20 is on offer as a prize:

Where do we stick the laptop!just in case

How many engineers does it take to find the engine?

Where do the nitro's and LED underglow lights go Boss?

How do I wire the 1kw boom box amp with 6 cd changer for my Wurzels Greatest Hits?

I'm on the Case, boss....

"Im telling you the oil had formed a spitting image of jesus"

.........and this is where the little red hamster lives..

Told you it wasn't Metric.

When I nod my head hit it.

You can fix anything with a hammer and WD40.

This is the warp engine, if you run out of dilithium crystals then red diesel'll run it.

"Ok now I know there isn't ment to be a bit left over"

"Can someone see my contact lens"

Who needs a strut when we''ve got George's head to keep the bonnet up?

Sorry, Dan - I'll get a pair of scissors and you'll have to buy a new tie.

"How many people does it take to push a Case up a hill"

Lecturer "Now this bit is called an engine and makes the tractor go brooom"

Next time, tell Jack not to park over the fanlight of the strip-club in the basement

And this is the very model James Bond drove in Casino Royale

         Damnit lads! You've put the Massey engine in the Case!!

Ok, in the old days you could afford to burn diesel ( yes really!) and this bit went brmmm, brmmm.

 Teasing the tractor about the size of his dipstick made him turn red with embarresment...

There must be a leak  its using 25 ltrs/hr.

Now this is a Case for Concern 

So you boys knocked this up from scratch in 10 hours? I think the Scrapheap Challenge trophy 2009 is in the bag!

Engineers at case found their latest prototype difficult to start after fitting it with keyless ignition.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeee MR!! Tell me how to make it go faster Pleaseeeeeeeeeee