This is my favourite caption competition picture in months. Usual rules apply: Post up your best caption for the picture below, best one at the end of the month wins £25. Good luck!
(Picture credit: KeystoneUSA-ZUMA/Rex Features)
I heard someone quite special, recently trying to explain this concept:
"Its planking, but it's not rude, honest"
Which I thought was sweet
Local village giant, Stanley, at 3m 20cm found a lucrative 2nd job checking local farmers were road legal.
This will never take off you no
Safety concious Welsh Hill Farmer hires Bulgarian to act as anti Roll Bar.
Golden Eagle on Scottish estate finds its latest catch too heavy to carry back to eerie.
RoSPA suggests that the latest fad for tractor bonnet orniments has gone too far.
Ed Milliband unveils latest labour policy to cut youth unemployment.
New survey reveals "planking" has taken over the number 1 hobby of teenages. Other activity ending in "anking" now rlegated to 2nd place.
Fire brigade were not impressed as they were called to remove Kevin's penis from the tractor coolant filler.
Dam boys will drive the tractor flat out
Hoping for a smoother ride, Bob set out to balance the wheels.
It just goes to show that wearing trainers and a hoodie makes you stand out like a sore thumb in the countryside.
Yet another attempt to introduce genetically-modified organisms into agriculture!
Baby left on tractor bonnet, parents find him many years later, alive and well.