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  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 13:33

    Caption competition - July. NOW CLOSED

    Pinch, punch, the first of the month. And that means a new caption competition.

    Different picture, same format - just post a reply with your wittiest caption and we'll judge the best at the end of the month. Winner gets £25. This month you'll need to come up with a caption for this photo of some sheepish looking Pennines Young Farmers... good luck.

     

    Deputy Community and Farmlife Editor at Farmers Weekly
  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 13:37 In reply to

    • Peter Wells
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    Re: Caption competition - July

    Derbyshire Grit needed to win this race

  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 17:51 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Farmer Owen began to suspect some of the local villagers had got at his flock

  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 18:31 In reply to

    • pendragon
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     Wolves in sheep's clothing

  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 19:05 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    At last, Farmer Wilson had managed to breed sheep that actually liked the taste of mint sauce


  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 21:08 In reply to

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    "This is what happens if I let them lamb to the sound of the Black and White Mint-strels."

    Not for print please.
  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 21:08 In reply to

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    Blind farmer taken in by Harper Adams rag-week prank.

    Not for print please.
  • Fri, Jul 1 2011 21:10 In reply to

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    Harper Adams rag-week prank goes awry when farmer reveals he is not infact blind and lets in the most well endowed tup in the county.

    Not for print please.
  • Sat, Jul 2 2011 6:17 In reply to

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    So he got the chihuahua to round us up and now were on You Tube, cunning wheeze eh!

  • Sat, Jul 2 2011 9:16 In reply to

    • pendragon
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     I bet someone puts this one up on EweTube

  • Sat, Jul 2 2011 13:33 In reply to

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    Poor Tom was disappointed in coming second in the young farmers fancy dress competition, as the front end of his green panto horse failed to show.

  • Sat, Jul 2 2011 13:38 In reply to

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    There's still no evidence that genetically modified crops are causing any adverse affects to grazing sheep

  • Mon, Jul 4 2011 9:09 In reply to

    • Malcolm
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    Angus was proud of his attempt at cloning despite a mishap in the laboratory....
    < not for print >
  • Mon, Jul 4 2011 9:24 In reply to

    • rufus
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    Re: Caption competition - July

     Population of New Zealand : Approx. 4.6 Million. Sheep population of New Zealand : Approx. 47 million. I rest my case.Stick out tongue

  • Mon, Jul 4 2011 9:55 In reply to

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    Should have gone to Specklesavers

  • Mon, Jul 4 2011 16:02 In reply to

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    You can't pull the wool over my eyes - they're not real sheep.

    For a round-up of quirky rural news see my blog Field Day
  • Tue, Jul 5 2011 13:51 In reply to

    • aberdon
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    Mr judge, I placed this class of Blackface tups in the order AYX and here are my reasons! 

  • Tue, Jul 5 2011 15:27 In reply to

    • mursal
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    Re: Caption competition - July

    Wait till you see the sheepdog

     

     

  • Tue, Jul 5 2011 17:54 In reply to

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    The starting line up for the Mint Sauce stakes are under starter's orders.......
    Not every day is baaaaad.....
  • Tue, Jul 5 2011 18:51 In reply to

    • madfish
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     The beeding is not completely clear, but it is though that there is something about a welsh ewe and a dodgy english dealer mentioned at some point.

  • Tue, Jul 5 2011 20:24 In reply to

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    Look at my girls. *Mouth drops*
  • Wed, Jul 6 2011 19:17 In reply to

    • hulley
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    "Police capture Ram Raiding gang wanted for hundreds of robberies."
  • Wed, Jul 6 2011 19:21 In reply to

    • hulley
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    "Don`t worry,lads,we`re safe,the farmer behind us isn`t wearing Wellies." 
  • Wed, Jul 6 2011 22:04 In reply to

    • concreter
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    Re: Caption competition - July

    Local young farmers dressed as sheep have not read all the rules about double tagging and are still smiling at the moment.

  • Thu, Jul 7 2011 9:53 In reply to

    • Peter Wells
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    Re: Caption competition - July

    Derbyshire breeder gets young tups used to race.

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