Pinch, punch, the first of the month. And that means a new caption competition.

Different picture, same format - just post a reply with your wittiest caption and we'll judge the best at the end of the month. Winner gets £25. This month you'll need to come up with a caption for this photo of some sheepish looking Pennines Young Farmers... good luck.

 

Derbyshire Grit needed to win this race

Farmer Owen began to suspect some of the local villagers had got at his flock

 Wolves in sheep's clothing

At last, Farmer Wilson had managed to breed sheep that actually liked the taste of mint sauce

"This is what happens if I let them lamb to the sound of the Black and White Mint-strels."

Blind farmer taken in by Harper Adams rag-week prank.

Harper Adams rag-week prank goes awry when farmer reveals he is not infact blind and lets in the most well endowed tup in the county.

 

So he got the chihuahua to round us up and now were on You Tube, cunning wheeze eh!

 I bet someone puts this one up on EweTube

Poor Tom was disappointed in coming second in the young farmers fancy dress competition, as the front end of his green panto horse failed to show.

There's still no evidence that genetically modified crops are causing any adverse affects to grazing sheep

Angus was proud of his attempt at cloning despite a mishap in the laboratory....

 Population of New Zealand : Approx. 4.6 Million. Sheep population of New Zealand : Approx. 47 million. I rest my case.

Should have gone to Specklesavers

You can't pull the wool over my eyes - they're not real sheep.

Mr judge, I placed this class of Blackface tups in the order AYX and here are my reasons! 

Wait till you see the sheepdog

 

 

The starting line up for the Mint Sauce stakes are under starter's orders.......

 The beeding is not completely clear, but it is though that there is something about a welsh ewe and a dodgy english dealer mentioned at some point.

Look at my girls. *Mouth drops*

"Police capture Ram Raiding gang wanted for hundreds of robberies."

"Don`t worry,lads,we`re safe,the farmer behind us isn`t wearing Wellies." 

Local young farmers dressed as sheep have not read all the rules about double tagging and are still smiling at the moment.

Derbyshire breeder gets young tups used to race.