Motley suggested this picture would make a good caption competition and I think he may be right. It's one we've had in our archives for some time. The usual prize of £20 is on offer to the winner.

All I would say is that remember this is meant to be a bit of fun. So while some teasing is fine, don't make the captions too personal...

Being a bean-eater can be painful in public meetings.

should have gone to specsavers

How many maps are wrong???????

im in way over my head here.................tell me whats a cow again?

I got my eye on you.....did you just say I look like George W Bush with glasses? 

" I agree on every single issue that has ever been before defra except for those instances where I am still learning."

For any others who fancy doing one in this style visit this website:

http://wigflip.com/saywhat/

You can then use the picture's URL copied below so you can add your comment to the picture.

http://www.fwi.co.uk/community/photos/isabeldavies/images/123679/640x453.aspx

PS Not obligatory by any means - but I thought I'd post details before someone asked.

Looks to me like the face of someone squeezing out a poop onto British agriculture.

Did you say my job was about farming?

zzzzzzz

~Meggiewes~

Chug chug chug chug whooo whoooooooo!

~Meggiewes~

Woah, now there's a fit bird! Hope she comes over here...

~Meggiewes~

Mmmmmm... Tasty flies...

~Meggiewes~

Woah, is that lecturer wearing stripy boxers? ENGAGE X-RAY VISION - Argh! He is!

~Meggiewes~

Oops, my dentures have gone!

(sorry if this offends you Hilary)

~Meggiewes~

That free champagne looks sooooooooooo good...

~Meggiewes~

'If I stare hard enough, they all turn into leprachauns.'

~Meggiewes~

oh do i have to.I want to go home,..........ummm i wonder if that pie's still in the fridge?

Hmmm... 168 miles to get here, 67p per mile, double it for the return journey, add the £102.34 for lunch and the £450 hotel room tonight and that easily comes to £2000 for expenses. Not a bad day's work for listening to this bunch of moaning ingrates.

ohh whats farming got to do with agriculture?

 "What!, farmers also grow the vegetables I eat, you'll be telling me they will be growing our countries energy, construction and packaging materials next!  

sorry... what does DEFRA mean again?

 "aww I don't want to be in charge of DEFRA"

"Listening to this talk about the affect modern farming has on common ant is making me want to fall asleep"

 "why do I have to be stuck in this meeting when Gordon, Alistair and Peter get to go play golf and Michelin Star restaurant on the tax payer"