Has anyone got any good jokes? This is one of my favourites from a christmas cracker!

Q: What day the week do chickens hate the most?

 A: Fry-day. 

bovril:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because it was tucked under Antony Worrall Thompsons coat.

Ha ha! Like it.

phil clarke:

Two chickens are chewing the fat in the farmyard. One says to the other; "Are you worried about this bird flu epidemic?"

"No," replies the other, "Why should I? I'm a cow."

Cow is the field, wants to get through a gate, but there's a chicken in the way.
The cow leans down to the chicken and says "mooooo-ve"
The chicken carries on pecking at the ground.
The cow leans closer: "Mooooooooo-ve" he says.
The chicken ignores him.
Getting angry now, the cow bellows: "MOOOOOOOOO-VE"

The chicken looks up at the cow and says: "Cl-cl-cluck off!"