Can you come up with a winning caption for this picture. There's a £20 prize on offer for the best entry.

(If you are wondering where the picture is from, it features some of the players at the Helperby pantomime in North Yorkshire (by the Helperby and District Dramatic Society, HADDS).  Among a cast of 55 local people of all ages were:- The King:  Richard Spilman, prominent local farmer and founder of Spilman’s Strawberries, also asparagus etc etc The Evil Queen; Sally Spilman, wife of above and partner in the business. Flash Igor (the Queen’s Henchman) ;  Peter Sowray, also well known local farmer, county councillor and Leader of North Yorkshire County Council. The script required the Queen to plot her evil machinations together with her magic mirror and her henchman, while the henpecked King showed his tolerant indifference by sitting on the throne reading his copy of Farmer’s Weekly. Many thanks for the picture - it made me smile! )

Satan sets off for his day job as a DEFRA Civil Servant

He’s behind you … which is more than this Government is

Even Royalty needs a good read when you're sitting on the Throne

Isabel Davies:

the henpecked King showed his tolerant indifference by sitting on the throne reading his copy of Farmer’s Weekly

Proof that one in three farmers suffers from high blood pressure

The front cover referred to the magnificent seven but there was no sign of any dwarfs as far as the king could see...

 Speak no evil, hear no evil , see no evil!

It's all right for you two to smile but as Lord Mandelson, I've got to decide whether the subsidy goes to Jaguar, Landrover or Farmers Weekly.

Alastair Campbell to the King, "Your majesty at the next state opening of parliament, instead of writing a new speech I wonder if you could just read out the leader from this month's Farmers Weekly. It deals nicely with the security of the nations food supplies."

ffs is this the only reading material available

seven tractors is that all they have ?

HRH decided to get some insider information before deciding how much to increase rents by....

the emperor is trying to learn about farming, the only industry left in his kingdom after a decade of building ivory towers.

He is broke after madoff got his money, and those dodgy guys sold him that new suit of clothes,which didnt exist.

Caught on camera, relaxing at their organic smallholding on the outskirts of Basingstoke, proof that Bob Hoskins is to be the third member of the Sugababes

"Most kings seem to go for loads of fast cars I think I'll buck the trend and go for seven tractors."

I have heard of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs but not Snow White and the Seven Tractors

Farmers' Weekly?  Well, I do like to keep in touch with things, after all that trouble in Tolpuddle.

Local farmers show true colours after reading natioanal rag

Farmers' Weekly?  Yes, I've cancelled my subscription to "Make-up Monthly."

What a Pantomime,

The Rural Payments Agency start to issue this years cheques to Englands Farmers! 

Oh No they don't!

 READ ALL ABOUT IT! READ ALL ABOUT! PICTURE PROOF THAT THE DEFRA REALLY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PANTOMIME PERFORMENCE!

"Will someone tell Arthur Daly Minder has finished and this is the  Merlin set."