Thanks for the link Jacobus and, of course, I sense a business opportunity. I am going to rent out discrete spots for discreet activities such as those referred to in the following clip.
" Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington."
I will rent out the spots on an hourly basis and, so long as no birds settle within 50 metres of the participating couple, (extra for trio's) then a 10% reduction will be payable on completion of the hour.
Can anyone see problems with this arrangement?