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  • Thu, May 24 2012 8:21

    Joke/funny saying thing

    I like my tractors and my women dirty, And with a set of big front weights! Seen it on the back of someones shirt at this years yfc rally.
  • Thu, May 24 2012 9:28 In reply to

    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    I saw a sticker on the back of a contractor's tractor saying "Don't forget your balls !"

    I take it he meant linkage balls.

    http://www.holidaycambriancoast.co.uk/

    http://www.cottages4you.co.uk/cottages/llechwedd-mawr-oq2
  • Thu, May 24 2012 15:51 In reply to

    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    Haha yeah, there re some funny things out there.
  • Fri, May 25 2012 16:06 In reply to

    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

     

    fordtractor7740:
    I like my tractors and my women dirty, And with a set of big front weights! Seen it on the back of someones shirt at this years yfc rally.

    Here are some of the T shirts from this year's YFC AGM.

    http://www.fwi.co.uk/community/photos/clubshirts2012/default.aspx

    For a round-up of quirky rural news see my blog Field Day
  • Sun, May 27 2012 19:24 In reply to

    • ali maxxum
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    If in doubt, flat out!

    For those who demand more.
  • Sun, May 27 2012 23:21 In reply to

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    ali maxxum:
    If in doubt, flat out!
     

    If in doubt, give it a clout !

    http://www.holidaycambriancoast.co.uk/

    http://www.cottages4you.co.uk/cottages/llechwedd-mawr-oq2
  • Sun, May 27 2012 23:38 In reply to

    • mursal
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

     

    Tim.Relf:
    Here are some of the T shirts from this year's YFC AGM.

    In my opinion that YFC AGM, should be banner, leading young lads astray ..............

  • Sat, Mar 29 2014 10:44 In reply to

    • olive
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    hmm, i like it
  • Sat, Mar 29 2014 15:26 In reply to

    • henarar
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    If at first you don't succeed forget it

  • Sat, Mar 29 2014 18:30 In reply to

    • bovril
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie.
  • Wed, Apr 2 2014 21:03 In reply to

    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    If at first you don't suck seed , try drier grain.
  • Wed, Apr 9 2014 16:49 In reply to

    • ali maxxum
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

     Impossibilities can be sorted... miracles take a little longer!

    For those who demand more.
  • Wed, Apr 9 2014 17:09 In reply to

    • mursal
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

     Money doesn't make you happy .................

  • Thu, Apr 10 2014 0:39 In reply to

    • bovril
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    mursal:

     Money doesn't make you happy .................

    But it buys a much better quality of misery!
  • Sun, May 18 2014 22:44 In reply to

    • old mcdonald
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    My brother (in Australia) had a car bumper sticker "Save a mouse - eat a pussy". I never knew he was fond of rodents.
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  • Wed, May 21 2014 18:40 In reply to

    Wink [;)] Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    A popular illusion to the joys of feline inebriation was current at one time, old mcdonald. I never got it.
  • Wed, May 21 2014 22:21 In reply to

    • old mcdonald
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    bankrupt, would that be the song about cats on the rooftops revelling in the joys of fornication?
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  • Thu, May 22 2014 8:48 In reply to

    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    No
  • Thu, May 22 2014 20:52 In reply to

    • old mcdonald
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    In that case I have no idea what you mean about "the joys of feline inebriation".
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  • Fri, May 23 2014 17:00 In reply to

    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    http://honkeydonkeytees.spreadshirt.com/happiness-is-a-tight-pussy-A7934889
  • Fri, May 23 2014 22:16 In reply to

    • old mcdonald
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    Thanks. I never did care much for those messages on T-shirts, except for one. The buxom middle aged daughter of my neighbours across the river, who I know does not speak English had one a few years ago that said "I may not be perfect but parts of me are" (and the next bit was necessarily rather stretched) "a w e s o m e". I must admit it took me quite a while to realise it was written in English and then I had to read it at least twice to make sure it said what I thought it said. Made my day.
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  • Sat, Jun 28 2014 13:10 In reply to

    • Owd Fred
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

          No its not about me...      

     

              Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.   He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

                    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.  Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

                    Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!  When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

                    To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.  He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.  Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

                      The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

                      Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

                      Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bell.
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  • Wed, Jul 9 2014 20:39 In reply to

    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

     A weekend wasted is not a wasted weekend !

    or 

     Ive never been to America but ive been in some right states ! - Kingsbrompton YFC SWA slogon

  • Tue, Jul 15 2014 20:43 In reply to

    • ragingbull
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    Re: Joke/funny saying thing

    pobody's nerfect
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