This is TV presenter Julia Bradbury, dressed as a 'dairy fairy for the launch of this year's National Dairy Week. My caption suggestion to set the ball rolling is: These hiking boots sure do churn up the ground.

Julia decided to milk the occasion

 in her own little fairy dairy land this puss has her own boots and always gets the cream!

“These novelty toilets are stomach-churning,” said Julia

Julia was everybody’s favourite Fairy Clogmother

Proof that Julia's not as straight laced as one would imagine!

 

Latest in the string of adverts from Boots. 'Here come the girls''

          L'Oréal  Baileys, Because your worth it

For anyone who can relate to this 1991 Mary Whitehouse Experience reference:

"Lovely. Milky milky."

I am presuming it *is* milk in the glass

FASHION WEEKLY

News Flash. from our reporter, Taki T Allin

The latest designs to hit the catwalk combine the functionality of traditional rural footwear with the chic elegance of the city. With this creation, Justin Latte-Tyme the vibrant young coutourier from Milan has used the rugged image of the peasant but cleverly superimposed it with a pleasing overlay in chiffon and silk.

Ones mind is challenged by the juxtaposition of the earth as represented by the boots, with the ethereal sublimity of the angelic wings forming an integral part of the bodice. Such was the positive response to this show, that one delighted reviewer was overheard to say that he would not be surprised to see this designer's work being used as image boosters by major brands such as Monsanto, Maxwell House and Defra.

Milk, it gives you wiiiiiiiings!

(Apologies to a well known energy drink)

Angle Kills Groom in Fling Over Cream 

The wedding photos are back. 

We had a great day, pity it ended so badly.  The meal started with bucket loads of Baileys Irish Cream for all the guests, as you can see the bride filled her boots. But after the grooms fling with the chief bridesmaid, a body was found in a shallow grave in the garden.

She denies all responsibility!  

She is smiling because she has just found out that, for Dairy Week, Matt Baker is the back end of the pantomime cow, and John Craven is the front. Thus Matt has to stare at John's bum all day rather than hers! Hehe.

And shouldnt she be representing Kerry Gold butter, on account of her being Irish?

Oh, and as this picture is titled Dairy Fairy 3, can we also see pictures 1 and 2 please?

I misread Julia's title as "Diary Fairy" and then I was hoping for a date with her

I know its only a technicality but you cant have Fairies without Leprechauns, so I don't think she's a Fairy at all. Unless there in the milk churn?

Turns out the rest of the pics can be found at: http://www.smilefordairy.com/ where you can upload your own milky favorites. My wife is currently lactating for the new baby's feeds tomorrow - I asked her if she would "smile for dairy" so I could stick her online. She said no, for some reason.

Oh, there is also a Julia Bradbury video there :)

"Well it beats drinking Fairy Liouid."

TeslaCoils:

And shouldnt she be representing Kerry Gold butter, on account of her being Irish?

Actually, Julia and I are cousins, does this mean I cant enter?

With free school milk safely behind her , the tooth fairy was looking forward to being very much in demand !

mursal:

Actually, Julia and I are cousins, does this mean I cant enter?

Of course not - if being someones cousin in the farming sector prevented you from entering a competiton, then no-one in Lincolnshire would ever win (!) 

You cant win anyway as your captions were rubbish ;)

For the kind words of encouragement Tesla (I can call you Tesla?), Thank you

As for entering the competition, I just wanted to be open and transparent. No good writing an acceptance speech only for someone  to find out were related

Can call me what you like - everyone else does.

I agree it would be interesting if your speech was along the lines of "Ta, cuz. See you round at nans for dinner Sunday then?"