I don't often manage to get a new caption competition up on the 1st of the month, but I'm off on holiday next week (Lake District here I come!) so thought I'd be quick off the mark. Plus I'm hoping your nuggets of comedy gold might perk me up when I get back in the office...

So here we are. This slightly sinister shot was taken as part of the Cereals 2012 "Farm Sprayer Operator of the Year" (FSOOTY) competition. As usual, reply to this post with your wittiest caption and the best one wins £25 at the end of the month.

 Brian's early application of Moddus produced a rather pronounced, yet unforseen, shortening effect.

 Sprayer operator enlists farm secretary to help with his boom and nozzle settings.

after a wild stag do the lads returned to the hotel for a kip

 SOOTY on sabbatical

So Sweeps on the sprayer

A December snap inspection by environment staff surprises pantomime rehearsal for Dick Whittington and Puss in Boots.

Only after the house is removed from the Wicked Witch of the East, does Dorothy realise the extent Health and Safety has gone mad, with her Ruby Slippers now sporting steel toecaps and safety soles

Sadly, only one munchkin died in this production.

"Sprayer Operator of the year uses box to prop up cupboard; leaves lid on floor; pisses on the floor; then spontaniously combusts SHOCK SHAME!" - and they say FW hasnt dipped into tabloid journalism in recent years.

After spilling some of the crop spray on the floor and over his hand, David realized that it made skin invisible. Sadly, it didn't work on clothes...

 "Sprayer operator was caught with his trousers down" said farmer at tribunal.

These GM crops are blooming tasty!