I will sort one now. Thanks for the reminder.

Here it is (one take at Grassland and Muck 2008 - if you know this man feel free to name him!). The usual £20 is on offer for the winner:

Harold from Neighbours found the move to Channel 5 very tiring.

John Deere's move into Dodgem car production was not going down as well as it liked

Jeremy Clarkson wished he had visited the make up department before going out that day.

After a two hour drive to the new out of town Tesco, Trevor was in need of a nap.

Janet was not impressed that John had chosen his side of the Johndeere styled Sleeptight bed so soon

The leader ususally had this effect on me but not the wife as well...

John Deere have issued a recall on seatbelt pre- tensioners.

John Deere's new novelty air-bags were a big success

I thought you'd fitted a V8 until I realised it was just you snoring

"Clunk Kip,every trip."

"This model has 40WD - 40 wink drive"

I thought he said he was fitting cruise control, not snooze control

Wake me up, before you mow mow....

dont wake me up until the fuel price has dropped!

"I'm warning you, this is the last time i catch you sleeping with John dear!"

The latest advances in GPS tractor navigation could almost eliminate the need for an operator.

Still no clues on who he is.  I wonder if he knows this picture exists...

Brian isnt going to be happy when he wakes to find his new JDs self-steering, self-driving sat nav had driven him to Belgium.

"You can't take him anywhere!"

"This doesn't look like shooping centre"

"Don't pretemd to be asleep you said if I came to Grassland you'd take me clothes shopping later and dinner at a swanky restaurant."

His Mrs clearly told him he couldnt have the keys until he had read the manual. I reckon he got to about page 4.

By the way, who won the last caption competition?

This strong Easterly wind was beginning to get tiresome.

It must be true what they're saying that a couple of hours on a farm reduces stress!