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Caption Competition (closed and winner announced) - Nap time

Last post Tue, Jun 17 2008 14:16 by Isabel Davies. 33 replies.
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  • Wed, May 28 2008 19:11

    Caption Competition (closed and winner announced) - Nap time

     

    Can we have a new caption competition please, Isabel?
    Shropshire, where time stands still and life is never simple.
  • Thu, May 29 2008 9:28 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    I will sort one now. Thanks for the reminder.

    Here it is (one take at Grassland and Muck 2008 - if you know this man feel free to name him!). The usual £20 is on offer for the winner:

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  • Thu, May 29 2008 15:47 In reply to

    • He his-self
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    Harold from Neighbours found the move to Channel 5 very tiring.

    A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
  • Thu, May 29 2008 15:55 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    John Deere's move into Dodgem car production was not going down as well as it liked

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  • Thu, May 29 2008 16:09 In reply to

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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    Jeremy Clarkson wished he had visited the make up department before going out that day.

    Just give me land, lots of land, with the starry skies above....don't fence me in.
  • Thu, May 29 2008 16:35 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    After a two hour drive to the new out of town Tesco, Trevor was in need of a nap.

    Shropshire, where time stands still and life is never simple.
  • Thu, May 29 2008 17:03 In reply to

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    Janet was not impressed that John had chosen his side of the Johndeere styled Sleeptight bed so soon

    British by birth, Welsh by the grace of god!!
  • Thu, May 29 2008 19:46 In reply to

    • bonehead
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    The leader ususally had this effect on me but not the wife as well...

    I'm tired of political jokes, ive seen too many of them get elected....
  • Thu, May 29 2008 22:44 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    John Deere have issued a recall on seatbelt pre- tensioners.

    Shropshire, where time stands still and life is never simple.
  • Fri, May 30 2008 0:51 In reply to

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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    John Deere's new novelty air-bags were a big success

  • Fri, May 30 2008 0:56 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    I thought you'd fitted a V8 until I realised it was just you snoring

  • Fri, May 30 2008 11:28 In reply to

    • hulley
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29 May) - Nap time

    "Clunk Kip,every trip."

  • Fri, May 30 2008 11:36 In reply to

    • townie
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    "This model has 40WD - 40 wink drive"

     

  • Fri, May 30 2008 14:07 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    Maybe I shouldn't have left "The Sound of Music" on the in-car DVD
  • Fri, May 30 2008 14:23 In reply to

    • pendragon
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    I thought he said he was fitting cruise control, not snooze control

  • Fri, May 30 2008 15:47 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    Wake me up, before you mow mow....

    For a round-up of quirky rural news see my blog Field Day
  • Fri, May 30 2008 16:18 In reply to

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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    dont wake me up until the fuel price has dropped!

  • Fri, May 30 2008 18:21 In reply to

    • tibbot
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    "I'm warning you, this is the last time i catch you sleeping with John dear!"

  • Fri, May 30 2008 19:47 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    The latest advances in GPS tractor navigation could almost eliminate the need for an operator.

  • Fri, May 30 2008 20:56 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    Still no clues on who he is.  I wonder if he knows this picture exists...

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  • Fri, May 30 2008 21:07 In reply to

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    Brian isnt going to be happy when he wakes to find his new JDs self-steering, self-driving sat nav had driven him to Belgium.

    Take the dough and stay real jiggy.
    Uh-huh.
  • Fri, May 30 2008 21:15 In reply to

    • sjk
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    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    "You can't take him anywhere!"

    "This doesn't look like shooping centre"

    "Don't pretemd to be asleep you said if I came to Grassland you'd take me clothes shopping later and dinner at a swanky restaurant."

    Sam

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx
  • Fri, May 30 2008 21:15 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    His Mrs clearly told him he couldnt have the keys until he had read the manual. I reckon he got to about page 4.

    By the way, who won the last caption competition?

    Take the dough and stay real jiggy.
    Uh-huh.
  • Fri, May 30 2008 23:35 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    This strong Easterly wind was beginning to get tiresome.

  • Sun, Jun 1 2008 12:51 In reply to

    Re: Caption Competition (live 29th May) - Nap time

    It must be true what they're saying that a couple of hours on a farm reduces stress!

    Shropshire, where time stands still and life is never simple.
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