quick the boss is coming look busy

The good news is we’ve found the missing Boa Constrictor ~ The bad news is its head’s stuck in the rocker box and the tail’s caught in the instrument cluster

As you can see this can be serviced in just 10 minutes, and so we call it a Brief Case.

HSE now specify how many engineers it takes to work on a tractor

 Did anyone bring any spanners?

After three lads.......the wheels on the tractor go round and round

 Dennis had never seen anything like it and invited all his friends to have a look too

Did it say "battery included" on the box?

Loftus,

      I like that.

This is a weak Case.

This Case is a Challenger.

"Right,lads,now have a look at it`s ears and tell me if it`s an African or Indian Elephant."

*lecturer* So Who Can Tell Me The Problem Here

*Students* Yeh Simple ITS A CASE!!!

Now lads, this was state of the art technology in 2008, before diesel hit £5 a litre and we had to back to draught horses.

'Sir, is this the bonnet ca-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah--------tch'.

 Just think Lads you'll not see this engine working as we can't afford the Diesel

So, lads, never touch an engine until you have put on overalls that colour-match the tractor!

Unlike the Siromer which comes in a Flat Pack this comes in a Big Case.

" Own up, who put cider in the cooling system!"

paddington bear:

Now lads, this was state of the art technology in 2008, before diesel hit £5 a litre and we had to back to draught horses.

Here's the winner! PD get in touch to claim your prize.