Here's the new caption comp pic from the Royal Welsh Show YFC dressing up competition. Usual prize of £20 on offer:
I am sure I still had toes when I got up this morning!
I'm sorry sir, we've got nothing in that colour in a 38 regular.
"I told you not to stand behind that cow when it was eating."
OK, who told me the Wye was pure and unpolluted?
A grass skirt and a couple of half coconut shells should do nicely!
"Bigfoot visits Royal Welsh"
"Aww I wanted my nails bubblegum pink not scarlet red"
Dave would be the first to admit that the new formula drench had not been completely successful.
Thats the worst case of footrot I've ever seen !!
It's a new regulation - we paint a number on your foot in case you get incapably drunk
Mr. Universe? If you're very lucky, you might just get Mr. Llanelwydd.
It said on the bottle that it wouldn't streak....
I told you I wasn't carrying a knife!
The latest in farm diversification - YFChiropodists.
How do I want my bacon? Streaky, of course.
And make my toenails look really nice - I want to look my best!
I know how to treat Peach Leaf Curl or Blossom End Rot, but I just wouldn't know what to spray on this.
Ah yes Sir,a definite case of Farmers Foot caused by the Bacteria "Pirbright menace" closely associated to the Idioticbenn family of infectious Diseases which destroyed the Aircraft Industry back in the Sixties now doing the same to Agriculture.Did you by any chance Kick someone from Defra up the backside with this foot.
The Builth YFC fast tan booth experienced some initial teething troubles.
Get the combine out,corn moisture at 14%!!!
The sowing season begins with the new mobile growbag
"I'm really puzzled and must say that I just don't know what's afoot."