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It's the way Hilary tells 'em.
And then Hilary told them that he cared about food security. It was ssooooooooooooo funny....
Let's pretend we're friends Gordon, but any second now this knife is going in.
"Well David, you ask about why Blair went when he did: It was easy. I intercepted a ball from Charlie Clark to Beckett, slipped past Straw at outside flanker, side stepped Blair at centre and came through on the blind side."
(Gordon Brown through gritted teeth)...I'm going to squeeze your neck so tight...
From Brown to Miliband: "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and vigor every time".
The leads for the BBC's remake of "Steptoe and Son" are announced
Gordon laughs and applauds as David's constipation rapidly worsens
Et tu, David
Gordon:"can you start Monday?
Milliband:"You must be joking!"
LETS SEE WHAT ELSE WE CAN B UP
PAT A CAKE PAT A CAKE BAKERS MAN MAKE ME SOME DOUGH AS FAST AS YOU CAN !
"We fairly put the wind up the russians this time, by withdrawing that pipe band from moscow!
brown to miliband you kiss me i`ll give you the clap
Gordon: "I'm telling you David, when I started, agriculture was big business. Now it's only this big!" (gestures with hands)
As soon as I take my foot off your toes, I want you to shout hooray for Gordon and clap like this. Got it?
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
Gorden : Look David I have got this country by the balls
David : Yeah right don't make me laugh !
David couldn't help laughing when Gordon suggested playing follow my leader
Let's have Peter Kendall as Prime Minister!!
"Of course you can be my DEFRA secretary, Gordon"
That'll teach you, Miliband. I'm going to make you Chancellor just as the economy blows up. Then I'll shaft you like I shafted Tony.