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  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 12:42

    CAPTION COMPETITION (CLOSED) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    We've had a bit of a break from the caption competition - but I thought it was time to unleash the wit and wisdom of FWiSpace members back upon the world. I can offer a £20 prize to the person who comes up with a caption for this picture taken at last year's Perth Bull Sales.

     


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  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 13:06 In reply to

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    The sign above says " Do not over inflate"

    Owd Fred
    Track back with me over the last sixty years in my blog, and compare how things have changed.

  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 15:13 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    High value milking bull is the star of the show

    It may be flat but at least you can see a long way

  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 15:14 In reply to

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    Does this thing run on diesel or unleaded?

    It may be flat but at least you can see a long way

  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 15:57 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    Bubble from Bull's mouth reads, "Is he taking the p**s?"

  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 16:39 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    A hairy moment for one cattle breeder at Perth!

    For a round-up of quirky rural news see my blog Field Day

  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 19:15 In reply to

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    "George,I`ve found your glasses,they`re in the car I asked you to wash."

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    Cripes, no wonder they’re putting you out to stud

  • Wed, Feb 25 2009 23:05 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    Who's next for a blow dry?

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 10:55 In reply to

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    I wondered where they got Red Bull from

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 11:00 In reply to

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    There, a bit more Botox, and you should walk off with first prize

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 11:03 In reply to

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    I don’t care how much new spectacles would cost: Fred’s been trying to milk that all morning

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    " He should have gone to Spec Savers."

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    Tesco milk buyer searches for ways to shorten the supply chain by bypassing the dairy industry.

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 13:15 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    New DEFRA slurry handling guidelines deemed impractical.

    (NFU said to be "consulting with key industry stakeholders", probably over a round of gold or dinner at their private club - that was a dig btw).

    Take the dough and stay real jiggy.
    Uh-huh.

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 13:26 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    They only found out that Old Fred didn'd understand the phrase "that bull's got a real fire in his loins" when they found him trying to put it out with a hosepipe

    It may be flat but at least you can see a long way

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 14:40 In reply to

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    After three hours of pumping, Donald had only the left ear to inflate on his prize bull baloon!!  

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 16:35 In reply to

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    Must you do the hoovering when you can see I'm trying to have a conversation?
    Plagued by rooks, but bake a mean pie....!

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 17:08 In reply to

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    I Do hope hes CORGI registered!

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 22:42 In reply to

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    Bovine liposuction is set to take the show world by storm!

    Not every day is baaaaad.....

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 22:45 In reply to

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    The lads spent hours laughing at frank trying to find the other 3 teats.
    Mark

  • Thu, Feb 26 2009 22:54 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    Frank's trying to make an accurate life-sized model, but needs to get the dimensions right...

  • Fri, Feb 27 2009 17:03 In reply to

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     HELP!!!!!!  Someone 's trying to steal my sperm.

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    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    "Sorry... which side did you say the tank was on?"

     

  • Fri, Feb 27 2009 17:25 In reply to

    Re: CAPTION COMPETITION (LIVE) - Can you come up with a funny line.

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    THE RECESSION HITS FARMERS HARD:

    "Where did I put that 50p? It's gotta be around here somewhere..."

    Yellow belly through and through, if you don't count the Geordie bloodline...

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