Time for another caption competition. There is £20 on offer for the winning entry and there could well be a an FWispace mug or two floating around for any runners up. Here's this month's offering:

I like the odd polo as a special treat but this is just too much!

"And all I said to him was that I'd got an upset Mum not an upset Tum."

What's a sheep doing having a CAT scan?

Defra - Latest:

"EID may be right for Europe but it's not good enough for England.", says Jane Kennedy announcing plans for biometric passports for all English sheep. 

"They'll be giving us Baa codes next!" says a spokesheep for the English Federation of Ovines (EFOV)

Gordon Brown's vetting of the Cabinet for that elusive 'wolf in sheep's clothing' gets a little carried away!

Bloody hell, does that really say that my heart's going at 240 beats a minute?  I'll be lucky if I survive this!

You'll have to go as you are, Virgil.  Thunderbirds are go!

Makers of Holby City plan follow-up sequel episode.

(Dog op episode)

Animal tests conducted on a C.A.T scanner prior to its delivery later today to the Speaker of the House of Commons,

As he took delivery, Mr Martin appeared shocked when told that C.A.T. was an acronym for Computer Aided Topography, he said, "I put it though on expenses because I thought that C.A.T meant Conscience and Truth, and I intended to scan MPs expenses."

'Beam me up shaunny!'

~Meggiewes~

'This just shows you what happens when you follow that stupid bucket...'

~Meggiewes~

'This is not how I planned my day...'

~Meggiewes~

'...And to think that there's people out there, trying to win 20 quid for my embarassment! Humph.'

~Meggiewes~

'How would you like your lamb sir? Rare, medium or Well done?' 

~Meggiewes~

*My dad thought this one up*

 its a CAT scanner but i'm a sheep

My life was more fun when they last harnessed me ...........hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Still got it to look forward to again, this time they will give me the best girls when they see my form.

the farmer had had enough- time to see just how much meat was on him!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

they are cooking me alive

As the Bluetongue season approaches, security is stepped up at European ports.

Ram roast ready meal

Are ewe okay?

"Lamb identified disease free it can be moved !! "

or "lamb identified disease free let it on the lorry"